This is the greatest and best song in the world…

…tribute

Long time ago, me and my brother Kyle here

We was hitchhiking down a long and lonesome road

All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon

In the middle of the road

And he said, "Play the best song in the world

Or I'll eat your soul" (Soul)

Well, me and Kyle, we looked at each other

And we each said, "Okay"

And we played the first thing that came to our heads, just so happened to be

The best song in the world, it was the best song in the world

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see

One and one make two, two and one make three

It was destiny

Once every hundred-thousand years or so

When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow

And the grass doth grow-ho

Needless to say, the beast was stunned

A whip-crack went his whippy tail and the beast was done

He asked us *snort* "Be you angels?"

And we said, "Nay, we are but men!" Rock

Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah

Ohhh, whoah

Ah-whoah-oh

This is not the greatest song in the world, no

This is just a tribute

Couldn't remember the greatest song in the world, no

No, this is a tribute, oh

To the greatest song in the world, alright

It was the greatest song in the world, alright

Yeah, it was the best motherfucking song

The greatest song in the world

Ah-rah, dee

Soo-guh-goo-gee-goo-gee

Goo-guh fli-goo gee-goo

Guh fli-goo, ga-goo-buh-dee

Ooh, guh-goo-bee

Ooh-guh-guh-bee-guh-guh-bee

Fli-goo gee-goo

A-fliguh woo-wa mama Lucifer!

And the peculiar thing is this, my friends

The song we sang on that fateful night

It didn't actually sound anything like this song

This is just a

Tribute

you've gotta believe me

And I wish you were there, just a matter of opinion

Ah, fuck! Good God, God lovin'

So surprised to find you can't stop it

A fiery ring of fire, rich motherfucker, aw

Alright

Alright